There was so much crap in my garage, by the time I got my car inside I had to Dukes of Hazzard my ass out of it because I couldn't open the door without hitting something!
An elite group of four extraordinary gentlemen dedicated to providing liberty and wonder to the world. There are typically four positions: The Knife, who uses his razor strength and driving abilities to brawl any brouhaha; Handsome, who seduces the women.. and the homosexual men; Dirty Rob, who drives a sea-green Ford Taurus, and does the dirty work; And Maverick, who uses his revolutionary mind to incite revolutions and make witty comments. Together, they ride, with the Lord, to make the world a better, and more wonderful place.
"Gee-golly-whiz, Ma, the Dukes of Wonder came just in time to save us from the giganticcommunist squid!"