dufug 

'Da fuck what the fuck

A: what?
B: dufug man? Why you eating pizza with chopsticks?

dufug by Milflou April 9, 2021

Duugalis 

A dumbass in general.(doogalis). That one dumbass in your squad who u always does the stupid crap. Derives from rich kid town Oakville in the Great White North.

"Johnny how the hell did u fail?"
"Cuz I'm a duugalis!"

"You're such a duugalis"
"Why cuz I'm dumb?"
"No cuz you're gullible as hell"

Duugalis by jornmonster307 February 7, 2015

Dufus Moronicus 

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009

dufuzi 

The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.

The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.

dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

dufungul 

The Fungus in between your genitalia and anus.

Bro did you smell that Dufungul

dufungul by codyj6490 December 22, 2015

defugalty 

A great difficulty; a quandry. It is not located in any modern dictionary, and the references to the word are, for the most part, quite obscure. However, this word remains in common use and most individuals who use it say that they have used it since they were young.

The roots of this word are uncertain; some claim that it is a deformation of "difficulty" (which would be quite grievous for a typographical error) while others maintain that it is a derivation of "fugue." (However, "defugue" then becomes a nonsensical abstraction, as TheDiscouragingWord.com has pointed out.)

Since this word is not located in modern dictionaries, it is often mis-spelled. (See Defugilty.) However, the spelling found in all the internet references available (most of which are located on university webservers) is "defugalty."

Sorry for the defugalty; your paperwork went to three different offices and still didn't make it to the director's desk.

defugalty by allie February 2, 2005

Dufus 

Dumb ass ,

stuck on stupid

Your acting like a big dufus .

Dufus by friskychick September 3, 2016