The greatest, most pure, most elegant, most beautifulhuman name to ever be created in this God forsaken world. If you have the privilege of being named "Duemer" you shall become one of, and I say IF NOT the greatest human in the universe.
"Is your last name Duemer, because you are by far the most pure, elegant, and greatest person in the world"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."