Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

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ho-dometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

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dudeterus

A man's uterus, the internal bits of a mangina.

"Hey cranky, does your dudeterus hurt?"

dudeterus by d34dfish August 21, 2007

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dometers

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.

The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.

dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004

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dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

dikometer by vntrusso March 12, 2008

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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