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Taking the third step into a swimming pool as a male. This is the stair where your junk dips in the pool and is extremely cold, shrinking it to minuscule size possibly causing great embarrassment.
Guy 1: Hey man, this pool party is ballin' there are a ton of girls here.

Guy 2: Yeah totally, too bad I ruined my chances earlier by showing off my frozen shriveled dick when I got in the pool.

Guy 1: Man you gotta watch out for that last step, it's a dudezy.
dudezy by shotsshots June 14, 2010
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The name for an Irish person that smokes multiple cigarettes and consumes massive amounts of beers. This person loves the Norte Dame Fighting Irish . In addition, he/she tends to repeat the phrase "eeehhhh or sumthinss...". Or the most commonly heard term "dudezez" with the most famous hand gesture (the thumb and the pinky stick out and they are moved backed and forth in a circular motion. They also tend to be degenerate gamblers.
Hey dudezez why are u a degenerate gambler? or Dudezez needs to stop eating that tiki tiki!
dudezez by holla at ur boy April 29, 2009
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Dudeykins 

The sarcastic method of referring to another individual attempting to sabotage their happiness. Dudeykins will generally be used at the expense of someone whose confidence levels have allegedly risen too high.
Loser: 'Ah i'm really happy with life at the moment and I am doing really well at school and socially'

Rob: 'Whatever dudeykins'

Loser: 'Woah, there was no need for that!'
Dudeykins by Kermit da frogg June 15, 2010
The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016
do you want to go smoke a duezy?
duezy by duezy master July 11, 2011
Nickname Eminem and his, now deceased, best friend Proof gave to each other. Eminem speaks about this in a sad song written for Proof named Difficult.
"Dudey" – that's what we'd call each other
I don't know where it came from, but it just stuck with us
We was always brothers
Never thought about each other's skin colors
dudey by Winskee August 7, 2016
the highest degree of cool. even higher than awesome. something worthy of an amazing dude.
"hey bro, you remember that roller-coaster we went on last year?"
"ya man that coaster was dudely"
dudely by The Dude of America November 14, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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