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dudeillkillyou

The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.
Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.

Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
dudeillkillyou by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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Dudeism is a modern religion based outwardly on principles espoused implicitly by the character of "The Dude" in the Coen Brothers' 1998 film "The Big Lebowski." Despite this recent catalyst, Dudeism has been around in one form or another for cenuturies. It is heir to a long line of Dudeist apostles who have influenced humanity thoughout history, most likely beginning with the Chinese sage Lao Tzu (legendary author of the Tao te Ching). The principles of Dudeism are peacefulness, non-covetousness, immunity to peer pressure, right thinking (sometimes aided by a strict drug regiment, sometimes not), modesty in appearance, honoring thy friends, not worrying about s**t because life goes on, and most importantly, earnestly cultivating the facility to abide (remain true to one's self) regardless of unforeseen unfelicitous circumstances. Ordained ministers in its official organization, The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, are commonly referred to as "Dudeist Priests."
I used to believe in Buddhism until I found out there were so many rules and everybody wears the same clothes and they're all skinheads, man. Now I'm into Dudeism. What day is this? A weekday?
Dudeism by Crash Winfield November 22, 2007

dudeicorn 

A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.

I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.

My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
dudeicorn by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009
Hey dudeine, what's up?
dudeine by predinCZ May 16, 2011

Dudeykins 

The sarcastic method of referring to another individual attempting to sabotage their happiness. Dudeykins will generally be used at the expense of someone whose confidence levels have allegedly risen too high.
Loser: 'Ah i'm really happy with life at the moment and I am doing really well at school and socially'

Rob: 'Whatever dudeykins'

Loser: 'Woah, there was no need for that!'
Dudeykins by Kermit da frogg June 15, 2010
The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016