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dudeosexual

A man who, though nominally straight, would still, at the end of the day, rather be hanging out with his buddies than with girls.
"How'd it go with Roxy last night?"

"Oh, I blew her off - my fantasy football league was meeting, and besides, it was all-you-can-eat wings night over at the pub."

"Man, you're such a dudeosexual."
dudeosexual by lexipolitan December 16, 2011

dude sex 

Consensual sexual encounter between two men who identify as straight, and where both persons intrinsically understand the shared activity as not overtly homosexual.
Typical ad placed for dude sex within the M4M section of Craigslist might read: STR8 for STR8 Dudes -- I’m STR8 guy interested in jerking with another STR8 guy on the down-low. Maybe I can blow you if the feeling is right. No gay guys please!
dude sex by innagoddadavida September 15, 2015
For those of you that need the language of dudese explained:
dude (normal dude)
meaning: in recognition of something pleasant (sometimes just randomly)

DUDE!!! (spoken loudly with enthusiasm)
meaning: "check this out," or, "an exciting event"

duuuuuuude (spoken quietly and with reverence)
meaning: in recognition of a negative event or circumstance

dude! (spoken in a short, raspy tone) with a sharp jerk of the head
meaning: to show annoyance or frustration

duuuUUde! (spoken in crescendo)
meaning: usually leading up to a question

DUUuude... (spoken in annoyance)
meaning: in recognition of a stupid event

" " (silent dude)
meaning: in a state of shock from something just seen, heard, or experienced(example: a girl)

“dude” (quiet, not completely silent, dude)
meaning: “come here, I need to talk to you”

duUUUude (voice travels up and down)
meaning: in recognition of a dumb, stupid person; “retard”
Dudese by MissGum August 28, 2005
hey dudesef, wanna chill?
dudesef by stevensin March 7, 2007

dedesexual 

To be sexual for dede created by the dedesexual audience its not a phase its a lifestyle to be dedesexual you are
desiring dede you are lusting for dede, you live to see and be dedesexual
person1: dede so fine dude i think im dedesexual
person2: n***a i been dedesexual fytb
dedesexual by itssexy!! October 18, 2023

dudesexinitup 

Having homesexual intercorse with multipule partners over a short period of time.
Where is Tom?... Oh he is dudesexinitup.
dudesexinitup by Wiggy December 2, 2004