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homesexual 

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
homesexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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Homesexual 

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.
Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

Homesexual 

Your a complete homebody u never ever want to leave yo house your attracted to your house
Brother: I don’t wannnnna gooooo
You: Your so homesexual
Homesexual by BroSD February 5, 2022

Homesexual 

I'm homesexual.
Homesexual by blank pursin December 2, 2021

panromantic homosexual 

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.
She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

biromantic homosexual 

A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.
A biromantic homosexual female would date men and women, but usually only "go to bed" with other women.

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
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