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For those of you that need the language of dudese explained:
dude (normal dude)
meaning: in recognition of something pleasant (sometimes just randomly)

DUDE!!! (spoken loudly with enthusiasm)
meaning: "check this out," or, "an exciting event"

duuuuuuude (spoken quietly and with reverence)
meaning: in recognition of a negative event or circumstance

dude! (spoken in a short, raspy tone) with a sharp jerk of the head
meaning: to show annoyance or frustration

duuuUUde! (spoken in crescendo)
meaning: usually leading up to a question

DUUuude... (spoken in annoyance)
meaning: in recognition of a stupid event

" " (silent dude)
meaning: in a state of shock from something just seen, heard, or experienced(example: a girl)

“dude” (quiet, not completely silent, dude)
meaning: “come here, I need to talk to you”

duUUUude (voice travels up and down)
meaning: in recognition of a dumb, stupid person; “retard”
Dudese by MissGum August 28, 2005

dudesexinitup 

Having homesexual intercorse with multipule partners over a short period of time.
Where is Tom?... Oh he is dudesexinitup.
dudesexinitup by Wiggy December 2, 2004
Language created by the online gaming community to reflect being a "hip" online player.
Dude, that run was l33t. Naggy got pwn3d. Wat j00 doin l8r?
That's speaking dudese
Dudese by Eryck65 November 11, 2005

DUDESBEFORESNOODS 

The females, opposite version for " bros before hoes. " It refers to woman who ditches her friends at the drop of a dime to hang out or spend time with a man. Most of the time the man is just a flavor of the week, and the girl is pretty wack, or a straight slut that just needs to be rode hard and put away wet again.
I was supposed to hang out with Jill, but she straight ditched me for that guy she met yesterday. She's all about DUDESBEFORESNOODS.
DUDESBEFORESNOODS by JUSTSCRAP September 24, 2007

dudesey dukes 

A hipster phenomena in southern California in which boys wear very short and tight shorts, more specifically last years skinny jeans cut off just above the thigh like girls in the late 90's, if you're so hip you MUST wear them please, avoid your fixie bike
Girl at the beach: God I wish board shorts were still in style.
Girl two: I know that guy in the Dudesey dukes didn't know his ball had rolled out
dudesey dukes by fast73 March 31, 2015
Male on male sex. not necessarily homosexual men however men who prefer sex with a male over a female hence dudesex
I prefer dudesex.
dudesex by Cumhrdboi March 11, 2021