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When asking what's up duck I was not expecting such a wave of duckumenting, quite swimmingly, I'm feathered.
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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drunkumenting

Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.
Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?

Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Quite.
by JamestheThird December 21, 2012
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Documenting our culture

To add slang, phrases and sayings to www.urbandictionary.com to let people know what you thought and talked about at one time.
Leave me alone, I'm documenting our culture.
by Joe Iron February 1, 2008
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Tubgirl from Documenting Reality

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021
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Blank Word Documenting

When one tries to mask porn viewing by opening a blank Microsoft word document.
I totally caught Kelby blank word documenting.
by M.T.L. April 21, 2009
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Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit
by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021
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