ducktomer

A play on the work "customer", but where the product being sold is geared towards ducks.

Our new fall-lineup of duck clothes and fashion accessories are a hit with our ducktomers; website traffic is up 22% YoY

ducktomer by DuckDataScientist September 24, 2020

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Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

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ducktomer • Ducktooer • Duckoverlord • Dicktober • Duckpower • ducksome • ducksomeness • ducktor

ducktor

n. Physician who isn't much good. Often used by senior physicians discussing sub-par residents. You can use this synonym for "quack" in your doctor's presence.

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That's an interesting diagnosis ducktor. Perhaps you can explain why you think this patient has "necrotising pneumonitis" and not a common cold.

ducktor by gnostic 2 February 9, 2014

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Duckoverlord

A shit content creator that sucks dick for the slight bit of relevance. Also know to use phrases such as XD, LOL, LMAO, SEND NUDES, and his iconic FUCK NIGGERS. Know to shield his depression with his shit youtube persona he's just a little shit so no need to worry about him.

Duckoverlord makes shit content

Duckoverlord by XDLmaoLoser69 August 14, 2016