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Duckitis 

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
Related Words

Daisy Duckin’ It 

verb. When a female walks around with a top and no bottoms. Gender specific action of “Porky Piggin’ It”.
Male: Girl, why you be walking around here Porky Piggin’ It?!

Female: Get that sexist shit outta here. I’ll be Daisy Duckin’ It whenever I want.
Duckism is an elegant religion of worshipping the superior entities, the ducks. One must remember only the Duckists will survive the Wrath and the test of time.
Duckism is the only valid religion.
DUCKISM by the_cofounder July 23, 2020

Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010
Ducknicks - slang Kiwi (New Zealand) name for tobacco cigarette.

Sometimes spelt ducknix and also pronounced as ducknucks/ducknux.
John owes from chaining ducknicks. Shaun will get him to go halvie's in another pack.

Liam never purchases his own ducknucks; he will only smoke op.

I could go a ducknick right now.

Kay sparked up a ducknick to relieve the stress of pregnancy.
Ducknicks by pornzi July 30, 2019

ducking ditch 

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch
ducking ditch by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015