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Fuckboard

A tool, usually a 2x4 or a broomstick, used to hold a woman's fat out of the way so you can fuck her.
"Holy Shit! That woman's fat! How did anyone ever get her pregnant?"
"They must have used a fuckboard"
by JP in IA April 14, 2015
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Fuckboard

"I'm going to bang you so hard it'll break the fuckboard."
by Garrick1993 October 26, 2012
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fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017
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Fuckboyardee

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."
by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015
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Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011
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Team-Killing Fucktard

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!
by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011
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