A tool, usually a 2x4 or a broomstick, used to hold a woman's fat out of the way so you can fuck her.
"Holy Shit! That woman's fat! How did anyone ever get her pregnant?"
"They must have used a fuckboard"
"They must have used a fuckboard"
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A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
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When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
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Get the Fucktardashian mug.A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
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