Ducktard
Ducktard by Starkweather-G October 30, 2011
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ducktard
A retarded duck. Usually characterised by the duck repeatedly dipping its head underwater, trying to swim upside down or losing its family.
ducktard by pukka pockerzz April 7, 2010
Ducktard
A duck hunter who thinks that if they have the latest equipment and black hoodie, they will appear to know what they are doing. Term coined on the Sneakbox to describe the vasy majority of the members of the Gay Blue Site.
That guy has a Jeff Foiles autograph series lip balm holder on his call lanyard, what a fucking ducktard.
Ducktard by Curt Gowdy May 4, 2012
Ducktard
People who watch Duck Dynasty on a regular basis.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.
Hey, look - all this Ducktard merchandise is made in Bangladesh or China, and look at that Ducktard wearing that stupid Ducktard hat!
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.
dicktardation
The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010