duals

too use not one but two middle fingers to flip someone off.

that guys an asshole give him the "DUALS"

duals by T-Crock June 16, 2009

cool your duals 

(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders

Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.

cool your duals by John Toxey June 28, 2011

Team Duals

Team Duals- Probably the worst game match on Halo online mode. Players get to use dual wieldable weapons like SMG's,Spiker's etc...

Trueno Man: Team duals is as about as much fun as rubbing your cock with sandpaper.

GoingJoe:ROFLMAO

Team Duals by GoingJoe February 5, 2008

Dulashi 

A lazy curry muncher who likes to wank 12 times a day.

Amatali stayed home from work again today. Man, that nigger is such a Dulashi.

Dulashi by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Dual Mania 

An intensely dark and twisted film of psychological suspense.

Jeffrey Dahmer inspired Dual Mania. That's what it says on IMDb.

Dual Mania by TheWhamBam August 20, 2018

M&M Duels 

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.

Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D

M&M Duels by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009

Duasexuality 

A term that describes a romantic/sexual attraction/orientation to Dua Lipa. It transcends conventional sexuality (e.g. Heterosexuality, Bisexuality, Homosexuality, etc.).

I am a homo but I am 'straight' for Dua Lipa.

Duasexuality is a fad.

Duasexuality by RichTheD August 8, 2018