duallusion 

the illusion of false dualism

The true duallusion was thinking that passing my dissertation defense and getting over her were separate.

duallusion by Doos Jarus January 2, 2021

duhlusional 

The state of being stupid while deluded

Even though she has no time to take care of her own kids she is duhlusional enough to call herself a good mother.

duhlusional by etabta June 13, 2011

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

dillusional 

Confused. Under a false illusion of the truth. Misinformed.
Wrong about something obvious.

Philip said I was complicated, but he's so dillusional.

dillusional by Syldra August 28, 2006

dillusional 

The incorrect way of spelling "delusional" sometimes used while secretly snapchatting during long Charlie Brown rehearsals. People who use this word will believe that delusional is truly spelled d-i-l-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, however, they are just suffering from a dill pickle hangover.

"OMG girl you are supes dillusional! OF COURSE you can't walk around on a sprained ankle!!!!"

dillusional by All about that Brase December 18, 2015

disallusion

1.) If one believed or believes that something was or is an allusion when in fact it was or is not.
2.) If one dissed someone else’s allusion. E.G. "That allusion sucked!"
3.) If an allusion is used to make fun of someone with or without malicious intent.

"You're like those people in Plato's Allegory of the cave, you fucking troglodyte!"

disallusion by tonk... April 4, 2003

daylusion 

The perception that it is one certain day of the week, when in reality, it is actually a completely different day with a completely different schedule.

No, Victoria, it's not Saturday; you're daylusional! It's Thursday, and you do actually have to go to class today!

daylusion by spdrdrvre October 8, 2011