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Wenn du Eier hast...

German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.
"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)

du bist ein arschloch 

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.
*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"
du bist ein arschloch by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015

Cirque du Squirrel-eil 

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
Cirque du Squirrel-eil by deerex February 26, 2011

Cirque du Squirrel-eil 

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
Cirque du Squirrel-eil by deerex February 20, 2011

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)
"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)