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Wenn du Eier hast...
"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)
Wenn du Eier hast... by ILike2WatchMemes May 18, 2022
du bist ein arschloch
du bist ein arschloch by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015
Cirque du Squirrel-eil
Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
Cirque du Squirrel-eil by deerex February 26, 2011
Cirque du Squirrel-eil
Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
Cirque du Squirrel-eil by deerex February 20, 2011
DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN
1: german for "you will need a nurse"
2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)
2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)
DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005
DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN
This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.
DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN
The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".
(You will need a nurse.)
The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".
(You will need a nurse.)
DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by sentrio January 23, 2009
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.