Probably the most powerful and mysterious anomaly ever conceived (and yet, not conceived). Feared by many, due to the strangely described occurrences of spontaneous combustion upon conception of the mere thought of its being.
The power of this so-called "phenomenon" was said to have been harnessed by a clan of individuals who took on the name. Many are said to have fallen to their will. Some who possess a similarly spelled last name are randomly and inexplicably absorbed into the body of individuals--never having known to have had a different name.
Much is unknown in consideration of this realm of mystery. Most have described it as better leftalone.
A notorious tribe from West India with a very strong portugese heritage, in fact almost catergorically Iberian. Also known for sizzling football skills including Ronaldinho's true birth place. Well known for migrating to the British Isles, to rinse blighty at their own game.
D'Souza, as in any d'souza surnames, e.g. ryan D'souza, sick footballers
A recent migrant that espouses an irrationally right-wing conservative agenda - ostensibly against the interests of their own ethnic group - because they yearn for acceptance from the broader community. Facts and rational political argument are always subordinate to this emotional bias. They impugn the integrity of liberals who sincerely hold opposing beliefs. This is all in a transparent bid to establish rapport with those they believe to be culturally superior. Their resulting adulation among the right-wing base propels the d'souza to turbo-charge their ideology machine and, in turn, be used as a politically-expedient totem.
Of or pertaining to evil. d'Souza is well known for his writings on minorities, liberals, and foreigners. Although he himself is two of these, he beleives each to be a source of badness in the world, and would like to eliminate all three of them. For more on this see his book 'The End of Race' - a modern day 'Mein Kampf' (by A. Hitler). He dated Ann Coulter.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.