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Person: who's that
Other person: dryless
Person:ew
dryless by elsie11111111111 December 31, 2013
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Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.
Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.
Ricicle Dryness by Branpkstain December 3, 2010

secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.
"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"

Vaginal Dryness 

1. n, When a guy hasn't turned you on enough. The opposite of Vaginal Wetness. Sandpaperesque.

2. n,The Archenemy of the Nymphomaniacal Orgy of Justice
1. Dude, that chick's vaginal dryness totally rubbed my dick raw.

2. Vaginal Dryness totally braniganed the Freelance Fucker today. We almost lost her...
Vaginal Dryness by NymphOrgJustice October 26, 2009

her dryness

A self entitled decaying and dehydrated cunt who believes her ex-husband owes her everything.
After running her credit, the car sales man informed her dryness that the Lexus was out of the question. "But I get a huge amount of alimony, and besides, I DESERVE THIS", Mary explained. The sales man then added that the dead skunk odor wafting up between her legs probably had something to do with her being single and would also make any transaction impossible.
her dryness by gravitysucks April 23, 2014
Adverb or Adjective; to preform or experience a dry task
Working at 3am is pure Dryness
Dryness by toni2toes June 16, 2010

ricikle dryness

when your skin is so dry and crispy it looks like a ricikle

the crustation of the bellend
my bellend is getting crispy its ricikle dryness
ricikle dryness by frank skin November 25, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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