drydock

when at a party where you don't know the owner make your way to the bathroom. Turn off the water to the toilet (valve behind toilet) then flush all the water out. Once it is dry take a big shit in it.

I dyrdocked one over at that Schrum's house, because that ass top shelfed me.

by Plumber brandon April 30, 2003

drydock

Drydocking is when you have two gay guys. One is circumcized, the other is not. The uncircumcized one wraps his foreskin around the other guy's penis and they jerk each other off at the same time this way.

Those two gays are going in the back room to drydock.

by Cromster of Oryx April 10, 2006

deepwater drydock

While in the middle of vaginal aquatic intercourse, the man pulls out and sticks it in the anal cavity of his partner without her prior knowledge.

Justin didn't have a vagina, but he loved getting deepwater drydocked from behind anyways.

by Mateo Sastre June 11, 2006

Drycock

When a guy attempts anal sex with no lube and forces his way in, Dry! dry anal sex

You better use lube, if you drycock me, you will never get my butt again!

by Funsize Abbie January 12, 2020

Cleveland Dry Dock

A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.

Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008