Drycock

When a guy attempts anal sex with no lube and forces his way in, Dry! dry anal sex

You better use lube, if you drycock me, you will never get my butt again!

by Funsize Abbie January 12, 2020

Drycock

The terrible pain in a male's crotch resulting from dryhumping. Can also be used as an insult.

I had a serious case of drycock after susan and I made out last night.

Don't park in my spot you drycock!

by ZTO August 30, 2007

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011

Daycock

A Chinese Percussionist who seduces all the girls with his abnormally-shaped wine glass. Any guy who goes by the name Daycock has to have uncontrollable erectations and must have a weird passion for chocolate milk and correcting foreign kids' pronunciation of the word "honors."

"Mayne, I gotta vote for Daycock. His name rox my sox!"

by HonorsGirl September 10, 2009

drydock

when at a party where you don't know the owner make your way to the bathroom. Turn off the water to the toilet (valve behind toilet) then flush all the water out. Once it is dry take a big shit in it.

I dyrdocked one over at that Schrum's house, because that ass top shelfed me.

by Plumber brandon April 30, 2003

deepwater drydock

While in the middle of vaginal aquatic intercourse, the man pulls out and sticks it in the anal cavity of his partner without her prior knowledge.

Justin didn't have a vagina, but he loved getting deepwater drydocked from behind anyways.

by Mateo Sastre June 11, 2006

drydocking

Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.

Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve just threw me on the couch for some drydocking."
Stacy: "So that's why you haven't sat down all day."

by CaptainPlatypus May 10, 2009