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When you take a piss but don't shake it off completely and feel a drop or two come out after you put your wang back inside your pants.
Goddamnit dude, I got a case of the drycles! 😅
drycles by zerO_One March 16, 2017
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Drycleaning 

When a plate or other item comes out of a dishwasher still dirty, it is possible to further 'clean' the dish with the aid of a towel.

This is done by forcefully wiping the plate and so pushing off the remnants of whatever food still remained.
The pan still had some food on it when the dishwasher had finished, but I didnt have time to re-wash it so I drycleaned it instead.
Drycleaning.
Drycleaning by Maxemillian September 8, 2007

The DryCleaner 

Using your index finger to pull the condom out after sex.

The technique similar to holding your drycleaning and have several shirt hangers on your index fingers.
Dont know what happened last night but I had to use "The Drycleaner" to get the condom out!!!
The DryCleaner by KA551 November 15, 2007
Person: who's that
Other person: dryless
Person:ew
dryless by elsie11111111111 December 31, 2013

Keowa Drycleaner 

A sexual act were a man sticks both of their hands into the anal cavity of the desired person(s). Then is slowly expanded throughout time. The man proceeds to dehydrate themselves for three consecutive days while holding thus position. After the man’s tongue is completely dried they start dry cleaning the inside of the person(s) anal cavity till all feces is swallowed
I gave owen a keowa drycleaner
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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