dry jack
The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
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dry jackin by ddffaa February 11, 2006
dry-jacking
Boy 1- Dude, I was jacking off last night and i still couldn't cum.
Boy 2- Oh, so for short you were dry-jacking
Boy 2- Oh, so for short you were dry-jacking
dry-jacking by CREEPINxDEATH June 22, 2010
dryjacked
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry when they're not dry because you were too slow on the exhale to re-up your quarters.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Bro, my clothes got dryjacked. Someone took them out of the drier before they were ready and threw them on one of those tables. Now they're all moldy and I have to do them over.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
dryjacked by www.kathleendaelemans.com August 21, 2008
bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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