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dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
dry docking by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
Dry Docking by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

dry dickin 

Being unprepared for any situation or event. Also can refer to a moment of one having no sex and not closing the deal.
“Hey did you end you smashing?” “No I ended dry dicking bro.”

Or you’re ina video game or something have no supplies get killed or stranded your boys are like what happen. “ got caught dry dicking man”
dry dickin by Master Fensei July 22, 2018

Dry Docking

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
Dry Docking by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009

Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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