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dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
dry docking by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
Dry Docking by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

dry dickin 

Being unprepared for any situation or event. Also can refer to a moment of one having no sex and not closing the deal.
“Hey did you end you smashing?” “No I ended dry dicking bro.”

Or you’re ina video game or something have no supplies get killed or stranded your boys are like what happen. “ got caught dry dicking man”
dry dickin by Master Fensei July 22, 2018

Dry Docking

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.