drunkument

When drunk people get into an argument about something that if they weren't drunk they wouldn't fight over it.

Carol and John got into a drunkument last night it was so funny.

by molluskk January 28, 2009

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkumenting

Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.

Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?

Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Quite.

by JamestheThird December 21, 2012

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

Drunkventure

An adventure (traditionally outdoors) that would normally be absurd or insignificant made profoundly epic with the help of drunkenness.

Remember last night's drunkventure when we walked down that one road and then walked back? So epic.

by E-Rock127 July 1, 2010

crunkumentary

Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.

2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated

The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.

When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary

by Rpanda April 24, 2006

drunkident

any accident transpiring as a bi product of drunkenness that in a state of sobriety would not have occurred.

my delta sigma phi fraternity brother almost burned down the gamma xi house when he passed out drunk with candles lit on top of furniture. this means he had a drunkident!

by Chaz Churchwell December 17, 2008