Donkument 

A donkument is a common misspelling for the word "document". Slight variance in sound, so you should be able to play it off.

"Oh man, I gotta hand in my donkuments tomorrow."

Donkument by CommieSpaceInvader August 31, 2020

drunkumenting 

Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.

Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?

Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Quite.

drunkumenting by JamestheThird December 21, 2012

Google Documents 

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.

Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.

Google Documents by MW3 Rocks February 4, 2013

Documenting our culture

To add slang, phrases and sayings to www.urbandictionary.com to let people know what you thought and talked about at one time.

Leave me alone, I'm documenting our culture.

Documenting our culture by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.

Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments

donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007

document review

the fate of attorneys who don't graduate from the top 14 schools or in the top 10% of their class if they are outside of the top 14 schools. you click on legal database software for 12 hours a day without being allowed to take breaks. it is a dead end job with no benefits or chance of advancement. most law students are blissfully unaware that this world even exists, but once they graduate, they become slaves to the doc review mill.

document review at paul weiss ranks just above getting third degree burns on 90% of your body.

document review by chris the temp February 15, 2006

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality 

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.

*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021