Drunktype

When someone who is drunk is "slurring their typing".

"Dude, I was chatting with a drunk guy online who drunktyped. He was like, 'i wishf. no other partu and i knoe where theuy are,'."

by Rain Luxia October 28, 2011

drunktweeting

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.

Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.

by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

Drunkture

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

Drunktober

The period of time starting sometime around the end of the Julian month of August and ending a week or two before Christmas -- according to the Tao of Drew, within the chapter regarding the Barkalendar.

The time period's name is derived from the fact that every weekend seems to have some sort of drinking event, holiday, or an excuse to enjoy the beautiful fall weather.

Holidays include, but are not limited to: Birthdays, Labor Day weekend, Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween, Guns 'N Hoses, Thanksgiving, and a spattering of 'holiday' parties.

With Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween and then Sunday kickball every weekend, Drunktober is gonna wreck my liver.

It'll be a miracle if I survive Drunktober this year.

by thePhatMan October 22, 2010

drunktopus

Being so drunk that you can not control your limbs

Coco: did you see Trixie last night?

Candy: yeah, she couldnt even walk! total drunktopus!

by candy08 June 11, 2011

Drunkypoo

when drunk people are being silly and out of control

ah! you spilled your drink everywhere you drunkypoo!

by hardbassslut October 19, 2009

Drunktopus

The name of an epic streamer on Twich. Makes cocktails, games and goes on travel adventures

Do you know The Drunktopus? Yeah, he's super cool and I always enjoy checking him out on his Twitch stream

by TheDrunktopus July 20, 2021