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drunkfap 

(verb) pleasuring oneself vigorously in a completely intoxicated state, up to and including ejaculating onto oneself's face
(guy 1) Dude, did you see Kevin! He struck out with that whale at the bar.
(guy 2) Fucking guy is shittered.
(guy 3) He probably went home to drunkfap before crying himself to sleep.
drunkfap by Willard12 August 7, 2012
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drunknapped 

when a person has already gotten significantly drunk at one place and then someone from another party comes and makes the drunk person go along with them
I was so trashed last night even before Alex drunknapped me and took me to her house.
drunknapped by clknt June 8, 2011

drunkapades 

On one of Mark's awesome drunkapades he scaled a 9 story building; good thing that he had been drinking, otherwise he'd have been too scared.

Drunkfamous 

When your actions while drunk are well known to a larger audience other than your friends at the bar with you. (derived from the word 'infamous')
Example 1 - Stranger at a bar: "Hey aren't you that girl that got cut-off at the pub two weeks ago?"

Girl that got cut-off at the pub two weeks ago: "How did you know that?"

Strager: "I talked to you several times that night. You told me and my friends that you had been cut-off"

Girl: "Really? I totally don't remember that..."

Example 2 - "I'm Drunkfamous from last weekend, that guy knew I danced on the bar last Friday!"
Drunkfamous by Drunkfamous March 2, 2009

Drunkapalooza 

shit son Drunkapalooza my house next weekend
Drunkapalooza by i love rib cages August 21, 2006

drunkfail 

1.) Noun. Pictures of you in any generally stupid, compromising or hard-to-explain situation posted on the Internet, especially somebody else's social networking site. Such behavior usually happens under the influence of mind-altering substances, hence the term "drunk," and is almost impossible to suppress if it's funny enough.

2.) Noun, as above except: Pictures of other people acting like idiots posted on your social networking profile.

*This term is often used in conjunction with phrases such as "go die," "you asshat," etc.

3.) Verb. Describes fallout/consequences of such pictures being posted on the Internet, especially high-traffic social networking sites.
"OMG! Why did you put that drunkfail up?! You asshat!"

"Dude, I took it down already! Go die, it's not my fault you drunkfailed out of a job."
drunkfail by satyrwilder January 20, 2009

drunkappella 

A cappella singing while drunk. Usually happens when members from an a cappella group are together at a party, someone has a pitch pipe, or perfect pitch and they decide to sing a song from their repertoire.
(At a party):
Dlena (drunk): "Omg!! Veeraj, what note does 'Come On Eileen' start on?"
Veeraj (sober): "We are not going to sing that right now!! It will sound like crap, I don't like to participate in drunkappella!!!"
LuLu (drunk): "It starts on a B" *sings a B because she has perfect pitch*
Lexie (drunk): "I'll count off... ready... 1, 2, 3, 4..."
...Dlena and rest of group start singing, and it is crazy amazing!
drunkappella by Alexandra B May 23, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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