drunkfail

1.) Noun. Pictures of you in any generally stupid, compromising or hard-to-explain situation posted on the Internet, especially somebody else's social networking site. Such behavior usually happens under the influence of mind-altering substances, hence the term "drunk," and is almost impossible to suppress if it's funny enough.

2.) Noun, as above except: Pictures of other people acting like idiots posted on your social networking profile.

*This term is often used in conjunction with phrases such as "go die," "you asshat," etc.

3.) Verb. Describes fallout/consequences of such pictures being posted on the Internet, especially high-traffic social networking sites.

"OMG! Why did you put that drunkfail up?! You asshat!"

"Dude, I took it down already! Go die, it's not my fault you drunkfailed out of a job."

by satyrwilder January 20, 2009

Drunkfolded

The new standard of fucked up. Unbelievably crazy drunk.

When you wake up in a dumpster with some lube and a hamster, you have been drunkfolded.

by partyHearty69 May 12, 2010

Drunkalyse

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.

Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.

by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunkilingus

The performing of cunnilingus while drunk. The overwhelming desire to lick pussy when buzzed. The only time a woman will turn down oral sex is when it’s drunkilingus.

I had a good beer buzz going when I tried to perform drunkilingus on my wife’s vagina.

by Dancerooster September 28, 2021

Drunkaline

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski

holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!

by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunkfriending

The practice of, while intoxicated, friending people on facebook that you don't know, barely know, or who actively hate you. This usually leads to embarassment the following day when the friend request is rejected, goes unanswered, or results in a hostile message back but no friend confirmation.

"After I got home from the bar last night, I drunkfriended Kyle. I totally forgot about it until this morning when I got a message from him and all it said was 'LOL'."

"Marla, you really need to stop drunkfriending people. You're just embarassing yourself."

by Commentator X September 25, 2009

Drunkball

a drinking game involving 2 teams of 2, 2 beer cans per team, and a pong ball.
Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.

"Hey man, let's go play some drunkball."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."

by flyer_rob_10 October 8, 2006