Drunkaphobe
Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.
Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.
Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.
Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.
Drunkaphobe by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
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