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drunkBay purchase

To buy something on eBay when you are so drunk A) you would have never have bought it sober or B) you don't remember buying it when you sober up.
The mailman just delivered something. I hope it isn't another one of your drunkBay purchases.

Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase

DrunkDash 

The act of ordering food on Doordash or similar delivery apps while drunk.
Hailey: Let's get food!
Shelby: I am SO WASTED!

Hailey: I'll just DrunkDash us some drunk food then.
DrunkDash by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022

Drunkbay 

Drunk-bay,

Drunken ebay. Often, if not always, resulting in some ridiculous purchases and/or shit you have no way of paying for.

Signing in on the online auction site after a period of heavy drinking, Waking up the next morning to find your self having purchased some incredibly stupid items, things that don't fit, costs way too much or all of the above
cook - "fuck man woke up this morning to a whole pile of random shit i drunkbayed last night"

bluett - "like what"

cook - "a $12 dollar suit, two clown costumes, an XXXL shirt and a waffle maker"

bluett - "fucking drunkbay"
Drunkbay by Yak Chef September 22, 2010

drunksayer 

An inebriated individual whom on most accounts holds their tongue on speaking the truth of how they really feel about others but after breaching their threshold of that will tell any person they encounter the BLUNT truth rendering the recipient flummoxed and the day after they don't regret it.
I was drunk last night and became the drunksayer to my friends and don't regret it.
drunksayer by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

National drunk Day 

Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)
Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"
National drunk Day by konwa17 November 19, 2007

Drunkdavilla 

Originally from York county, he is now the Ohio version of a scamtucci. Can be found at firehouse pancake breakfasts, beer distributors, and bar and grills in Clinton county, Pennsylvania during deer season. Would rather watch the Ohio State-Michigan game instead of hunting on the opening Saturday of rifle season.
No, he’s not a scamtucci, he’s the Ohio version. He’s a drunkdavilla.
Drunkdavilla by Mhbigbus February 26, 2023