The mailman just delivered something. I hope it isn't another one of your drunkBay purchases.

Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase

drunkBay purchase by Zadok the Priest March 25, 2008

DrunkDash

The act of ordering food on Doordash or similar delivery apps while drunk.

Hailey: Let's get food!
Shelby: I am SO WASTED!

Hailey: I'll just DrunkDash us some drunk food then.

DrunkDash by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022

Drunkbay

Drunk-bay,

Drunken ebay. Often, if not always, resulting in some ridiculous purchases and/or shit you have no way of paying for.

Signing in on the online auction site after a period of heavy drinking, Waking up the next morning to find your self having purchased some incredibly stupid items, things that don't fit, costs way too much or all of the above

cook - "fuck man woke up this morning to a whole pile of random shit i drunkbayed last night"

bluett - "like what"

cook - "a $12 dollar suit, two clown costumes, an XXXL shirt and a waffle maker"

bluett - "fucking drunkbay"

Drunkbay by Yak Chef September 22, 2010

drunksayer

An inebriated individual whom on most accounts holds their tongue on speaking the truth of how they really feel about others but after breaching their threshold of that will tell any person they encounter the BLUNT truth rendering the recipient flummoxed and the day after they don't regret it.

I was drunk last night and became the drunksayer to my friends and don't regret it.

drunksayer by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

National drunk Day

Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)

Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"

National drunk Day by konwa17 November 19, 2007

Drunkdavilla

Originally from York county, he is now the Ohio version of a scamtucci. Can be found at firehouse pancake breakfasts, beer distributors, and bar and grills in Clinton county, Pennsylvania during deer season. Would rather watch the Ohio State-Michigan game instead of hunting on the opening Saturday of rifle season.

No, he’s not a scamtucci, he’s the Ohio version. He’s a drunkdavilla.

Drunkdavilla by Mhbigbus February 26, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026