drunk-dump

Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.

I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.

by MostlyGood July 3, 2010

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

Drink Dumpster

A person at a party to whom other partiers give the rest of their drink that they don't want.

Everyone had too much booze so Fred became a drink dumpster and just finished everybody's drinks.

by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010

drunkumpiness

Becoming grumpy when drinking, especially when in a social setting.

Alyssa was the epitome of drunkumpiness while out with her friends after a bad day at work.

by yankeegirl915 March 6, 2010

DUMPSTER DUNK

When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!

JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.

by Cornstar September 8, 2008