A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.

Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts

cum drunk fuck duck by Nessasjenny January 1, 2017

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DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

DRUNK AS FUCK by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

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DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over

hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk

DRUNK AS FUCK by pufud February 27, 2005

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Fuck Drunk

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk

Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.

Fuck Drunk by codster3339 December 19, 2011

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Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

Too Drunk To Fuck by mecha-streisand December 9, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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