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Drunk fuck 

You're such a drunk fuck
Drunk fuck by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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drunk fuck 

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.
Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.
drunk fuck by Scott May 17, 2004

cum drunk fuck duck 

A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.
Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts
cum drunk fuck duck by Nessasjenny January 1, 2017

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink
Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot
DRUNK AS FUCK by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
DRUNK AS FUCK by pufud February 27, 2005

Fuck Drunk 

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk
Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.
Fuck Drunk by codster3339 December 19, 2011

Too Drunk To Fuck 

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
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