Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010