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myrtle beach drunk 

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!

Beach Drunk 

Such bliss while at the beach that one loses track of time, even the days of the week. Not to be confused with drunk. Beach drunk is pure happiness, not alcohol-induced confusion.
"She didn't realize that the mini-vacation at the shore had left her pleasantly beach drunk until she turned on the television expecting to watch her weekday shows and discovered that it was Saturday."
Beach Drunk by BenKatTalks January 11, 2015

Myrtle Beach Drunk 

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.
Myrtle Beach Drunk by MNR June 8, 2015

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026