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The trumpeting fart that occasionally comes at the start of a pooping session that announces the coming bowell movement to all within earshot.
"I wasn't sure if Phillip was going to be using the toilet for number one or number two, until his mighty dumpet shook the windows and echoed far beyond the four thin walls of the bathroom"
Dumpet by sressler December 26, 2006
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Drumptruck 

When someone has a dumptruck but refuses to believe that they do.
Kim has a dumptruck but fails to realize it due to her pride. Guess she's got a drumptruck.
Drumptruck by DrumptruckHomie February 19, 2021
Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.

Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
drumset by Tom Bombadil April 1, 2004
A fat,ugly,clumsy idiot. Similar in looks to an ogre. Smells like sweat and fear...or b.o.
"I hate mr. newberry, he's a real douche."

"bro, he is dumpety!"
dumpety by dave-e-mac January 12, 2009
i heard some guy's friend dumped his girlfriend,she is now called dumpette
Dumpette by homeblo February 20, 2009

drumlette 

The better part of the chicken wing. The fat part with one bone. The part that's good for eatin
Aye aye man, lemme holler at them drumlette's.
break me off one of them drumlette's
drumlette by Hackladactyl April 25, 2014