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The trumpeting fart that occasionally comes at the start of a pooping session that announces the coming bowell movement to all within earshot.
"I wasn't sure if Phillip was going to be using the toilet for number one or number two, until his mighty dumpet shook the windows and echoed far beyond the four thin walls of the bathroom"
Dumpet by sressler December 26, 2006
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Drumptruck 

When someone has a dumptruck but refuses to believe that they do.
Kim has a dumptruck but fails to realize it due to her pride. Guess she's got a drumptruck.
Drumptruck by DrumptruckHomie February 19, 2021
Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.

Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
drumset by Tom Bombadil April 1, 2004
A fat,ugly,clumsy idiot. Similar in looks to an ogre. Smells like sweat and fear...or b.o.
"I hate mr. newberry, he's a real douche."

"bro, he is dumpety!"
dumpety by dave-e-mac January 12, 2009
i heard some guy's friend dumped his girlfriend,she is now called dumpette
Dumpette by homeblo February 20, 2009

drumlette 

The better part of the chicken wing. The fat part with one bone. The part that's good for eatin
Aye aye man, lemme holler at them drumlette's.
break me off one of them drumlette's
drumlette by Hackladactyl April 25, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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