dumpety 

A fat,ugly,clumsy idiot. Similar in looks to an ogre. Smells like sweat and fear...or b.o.

"I hate mr. newberry, he's a real douche."

"bro, he is dumpety!"

dumpety by dave-e-mac January 12, 2009

trumpity dumpity 

A person who is an ugly idiot. He was also the 45th president.

You are Trumpity Dumpity!

trumpity dumpity by Deathstarkille22 December 15, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty 

A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.

Trumpty Dumpty by Profgal February 1, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty 

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)

"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"

Trumpty Dumpty by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty 

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010