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drug monkey

a body builder who uses growth enhancing drugs such as steroids and human growth hormones.
Look at that drug monkey over there, he needs to lay off the steroids.
drug monkey by surgerbaby April 25, 2011

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Drug money 

Money, cash, funds, whether in hand, cold hard or electronical funds, it's currency earned from selling drugs, from as amateur as slinging coke on your nearest street corner, to as professional as having a weed smuggling branch you bought out from the Cartel, it's all drug money and of course, is usually illegally earned. Also see black market.
Big Boy Ben bought a 1300 dollar'd gaming rig after earning money from one nights worth! He's GOTTA be on some drug money grind or something.

The CIA arrested a big time Cartel boss the other day, they found 2 million dollars worth of drug money in his factory, he was going to make a serious trade with the Mafia they say.

Money Drug 

n. the phenomenon of addiction to money and material wealth which supersedes and overrides any and all other concerns, i.e., humanitarian, environmental, basic decency etc.
"Money Drug, help forget, pity for all those fortunate,

Principles you betray, step on the weaker along the way"

- World Wide War, "Money Drug" (2008)
Money Drug by Vox Populare October 19, 2009

Drugmonkey 

Drugmonkey is a gorilla tag tiktoker who posts juking videos
Drugmonkey loves to juke
Drugmonkey by Fearoffire March 6, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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