Drowzy

So very tired, they couldn't even take the time to spell "drowsy" right.

So sleepy, said person seems to be on another plane of existence.

A drowzy person may seem to speak in riddles, or get rather distant or melodramatic about their own lethargy. In worst cases, a drowzy person may act like a total zombie, or lie on the ground, pretending to be dead, like an opossum.

"Don't talk to me. I am but a ghost, a somnolent spirit, the most drowzy of beings, drifting through the world."
"o...kay Mazie whatever you say."

Drowzy by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018

drowzy

Commonly a dog's name. He's like Forrrrrrest Gummmmp! He's got the biggest heart and love's everyone. Expect he can't eat that box of chocolates. He never has a bad thing to say about anybody. He shares his belongings. He loves the ball but isn't coordinated and doesn't understand the concept of fetching. And his mother spoils him greatly!

Mother: (say with baby tone) Mr. Dog you're the nicest little boy.
Drowzy: (looks with eyes going both ways) WOOF.
Sister: I love my boo-boo head.

drowzy by coryjshaw15 July 25, 2011

drowzy

Adjective: the state of being extremely or completely exhausted.

During our drowzy session we were totally exhausted.

drowzy by nidnd July 6, 2023

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

drowsy

when one drinks too much and becomes extremely intoxicated to the point of no return; blackout drunk

chad: dude did she how drunk she was tonight ??
brad: ya bro that bitch was drowsyyy

drowsy by emzdmz October 26, 2019

drowsy smurf 

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

drowsy smurf by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011