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When you cum and it hurts to piss
"ARRRGH FUCKING HELL!"
"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh nothing serious mate. He's just suffering from dronkle"
"Oh shit rough night eh?"
dronkle by SolomonSpecial May 10, 2018
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drunklet 

Petite girl that gets horrendously drunk
Two guys at the club:

"Hey, look at that drunklet dancing in the corner, she would probably be an easy fuck"
"You are right man, she does not even know where she is! Let's go for it!"
drunklet by The Dani November 24, 2013
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That drunk uncle everybody has who always gets hammered at family events. Usually this individual will puke, cause a fight or both and is estimated to have a short life expectancy.
I love hanging out with my Drunkle because he buys me booze.
Drunkle by Wordwerth October 10, 2008
your uncle who is wasted all day, everyday.
damn, your drunkle parties harder than i do.
drunkLE by alli July 26, 2004
A drunk uncle. The classic situation when one of you parent's brothers drinks far too much at some sort of social event, thus resulting in them performing an embarrassing act. Hence they are a Drunkle.
John's mate: Hey dude your uncle is drunk again.

John: Shit he does this at every family event. He's such a drunkle
drunkle by Black7Ninja June 4, 2009

Dronkey Punch 

A variation of the donkey punch:

A donkey punch while flying in an airplane; or a Superman punch (jumping in the air and punching) to donkey punch a chick.
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so instead of my usual donkey punch, I switched things up and went for the dronkey punch.
Dronkey Punch by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Drunkles 

an adjective used to describe a state or person with a high level of intoxication.
Ay! Drunkles McGee over here can't stand up!
Drunkles by Ispellgood September 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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