driverticulitis 

An inflamed-intestinal disorder caused by spending too much time behind da wheel.

As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.

driverticulitis by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

diverticulitis 

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.

Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.

diverticulitis by shoee January 18, 2007

Severe Diverticulitis 

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

Severe Diverticulitis by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

Diverticulitis Christmas 

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital

Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”

Diverticulitis Christmas by SantaTurkey December 23, 2023