drinkstrap

A koozie attached to a necklace worn around ones neck. Neoprene drink holder with a strap attached, to be worn around the neck so one can drink hands free. Used to free up ones hands while drinking a beverage.

I'm always rockin' my drinkstrap to keep my hands free while I whoop ass at beer-pong! My boy Shalluck was hitting that ass the other night from behind, while sipping a cold one, thanks to his drinkstrap. I can do anything while drinking a beer, since I wear my drinkstrap!

by Lil' Ray Ray May 1, 2013

Drunkscrape

When a man is way too drunk.

For example:

Girl 1- Omg did you see that drunkscrape at the bar last night?

Girl 2- Yeah that guy was so wasted!

by Sally Sixteen February 6, 2014

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

Drunkstraction

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

by Kymbr August 29, 2010

Drinkstable

(noun) A Police Officer (Brit., vulg.)

Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an inebriated corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a Sunday school outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).

Banned for six months? Come off it, drinkstable - I've only had a dozen pink gins, a jug of Pimm's, three halves of light ale and a schooner of amontillado. My cousin's a JP, you know!

by Just_Tom November 17, 2009

drunkstaposition

Acting the opposite of your normal personality due to extreme drunkenness.

The drunkstaposition of her earlier happy demeanor with her current wrath was startling.

by Irish Scoundrel December 13, 2017

dickstrap

A person who likes to get down and dirty. Use things such as dicks to slap their partner while doing the nasty with their partners. They tape the dildo to the ceiling fan and spins around the room.

Me and my bitch used a dickstrap last night and shit got nuts. She was screaming "holy smokes"

by mmmm booty October 21, 2021