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Noun. An act of beastliness or onanism undertaken while wearing a prophylactic sheath; to indulge oneself by means of a 'wank' while sporting a 'rubber johnny'; a 'posh wank'.
I couldn't find a clean sock last night, so I had a lovely slow goldfrapp over Hannah Montana instead.
by Just_Tom November 16, 2009
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"Bless you, Sebastian. I freecycled them from Harrods during the London riots. Nanny can't take her eyes off them!"
"Bless you, Sebastian. I freecycled them from Harrods during the London riots. Nanny can't take her eyes off them!"
by Just_Tom November 28, 2011
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Derived from a corruption of the name of the Anglo-Polish actress Rula Lenska (which becomes 'Moolah' Lenska; thus 'Lenska' becomes conflated with 'Moolah' and becomes in itself a slang term for money).
Derived from a corruption of the name of the Anglo-Polish actress Rula Lenska (which becomes 'Moolah' Lenska; thus 'Lenska' becomes conflated with 'Moolah' and becomes in itself a slang term for money).
- 'Ere, Tel - you coming dahn Spearmint Rhino on Friday night?
- Nah, Ron. Ain't got no Lenska, 'ave I?
- Nah, Ron. Ain't got no Lenska, 'ave I?
by Just_Tom September 3, 2010
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Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an inebriated corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a Sunday school outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).
Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an inebriated corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a Sunday school outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).
Banned for six months? Come off it, drinkstable - I've only had a dozen pink gins, a jug of Pimm's, three halves of light ale and a schooner of amontillado. My cousin's a JP, you know!
by Just_Tom November 17, 2009
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I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.
by Just_Tom September 21, 2009
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by Just_Tom August 15, 2010
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by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
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