drinklexia 

Having many opened cans/bottles, usually only 2 drinks taken outta each one of them

My drinklexia was so bad I had no space on my bed side OR my dresser to set down my new Mtn Dew

drinklexia by stinkytrinket January 26, 2021

dicklexia 

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

drinkorexia 

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.

No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!

drinkorexia by visean March 30, 2009

Dicklexia 

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

Dicklexia by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

drunklexia 

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

Drunkslexia 

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

dicklexia 

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

dicklexia by anonymous December 19, 2020