drinklexia
drinklexia by stinkytrinket January 26, 2021
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dicklexia
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
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drinkorexia
The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.
drinkorexia by visean March 30, 2009
Dicklexia
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
Dicklexia by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019
drunklexia
drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009
Drunkslexia
Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."
Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012
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