Drunkslexia 

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

drunkorexia

A practice which has recently come to light with the exposure of pro-anorexia websites in the media... DRUNKOREXIA refers to the act of restricting food intake/calories by day so one can party and get drunk at night without fear of gaining weight from the extra calories of the alcohol. Generally practiced by body-conscious or anorexic young women, who are often alcoholics.

The danger of this practice is that there is no food present in the stomach to slow the absorption of alcohol into the system, which can result in the person becoming intoxicated too quickly, passing out, vomiting, or getting alcohol poisoning. Those side effects, coupled with the long-term effects of anorexia on the body, can lead to death.

Amy: "I never see Brittany eat a thing... she just swills down shot after shot of Patron every night."

Carrie: "Sounds like drunkorexia to me."

Amy: "She's going to die if she doesn't get her shit together."

drunkorexia by Hollis X April 18, 2008

Drunksexual 

A drunksexual is one who is willing to experiment with a person whom is of the same gender or different orientation only when drunk. Drunksexuals are generally looked down upon in the homosexual community as can be seen by the Lesbian outcry for the drunksexual national anthem, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. If you make out with someone sober often but need to get drunk to sleep with them, that does not make you a drunksexual.

"Oh my Gawd! I'm so gotdamn wasted. That girl's lookin' sexy!!!"

"Oh Malysa you're such a drunksexual!"

Drunksexual by Apallo Biggs April 9, 2009

Drunkorexia

The practice of replacing meals with booze.

Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan might be sufferers of drunkorexia as they seem to graze only on vegetables and hummus for an entire week prior to the day of the big party when they put nothing in their mouths except booze.

Drunkorexia by Grammar July 23, 2008

Drunkerexia 

1.The eating disorder in which a person refuses to eat or drink any non alcohalic beverage;
2.When a person gets waisted in stead of eating;
3.Only drinks alcohal to loose weight

1.Meg suffers from drunkerexia she doesnt eat or anything just goes home and has a Screw Driver.
2.Lisa Has Drunkerexia, she has a martinie any chance she gets she'll choose it over dinner.
3.I have drunkerexia thats why im skinny now give me a gin and juice

Drunkerexia by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

drunklexia 

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

drunkenexia 

When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.

That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, she must have drunkenexia.

drunkenexia by Barbie9a March 19, 2008