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Drink till she's a covid-20 

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.
Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*

poor man's drink 

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.
"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"
poor man's drink by spazwcr July 7, 2020

McDonald's Orange Drink 

A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.
Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.

And That's Why We Drink 

A true crime and paranormal podcast hosted by the absolute angels that are Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz. The duo talk about some really twisted sh*t all while drinking away their sorrows.
Have you listened to the latest episode of And That's Why We Drink? It made my panties moist.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

The mountains are pink it's time to drink 

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!
Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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