Upside-Downsized

When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.

"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?

by Maat9999 June 16, 2010

downside of street cred

selling your soul to try to please some imagined audience

he bought the shoes and shirt but wasn't accepted so he found out about the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

downside watson

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.

"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008

downside

Negative aspect

On the downside, the outcome does not appear all that promising.

by Hercolena Oliver March 21, 2009

Debbie Downsize

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.

Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.

by AlastairRobertoMichaelson May 7, 2009

downsize

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.

The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

downsizing

This is corporate slang for sacking workers, used to avoid actually admitting that this is what you're doing.

Workers beware! They think they can stop us fighting back by using these kinds of words so we don't figure out what they're up to until it's too late.

The company is committed to a long-term project of downsizing and restructuring in response to changes in the world market.

by Andy April 27, 2004