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down’s syndrome 

some of the most amazing people on the planet who are actually extremely intelligent (coz sum of y’all clearly aren’t, throwing shade) and hilarious and beautiful and wonderful human beings. take it from me my sister has it. no it’s not a fucking disease, nothing reduces or amplifies it, you can’t catch it (wtf), people with it don’t suffer, and they’re something funny cute and awesome! so for all y’all insulting people by calling them down’s syndrome, a) find a better insult, b) get a fucking life, c) google it before you use it to be mean and d) think about how other people who know people with down’s syndrome actually feel about you using language like that?!
see that girl over there, she has down’s syndrome, look how happy she is. she looks like so much fun
down’s syndrome by belladanke November 13, 2018
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down's syndrome 

Even god finds them funny.
Down's syndrome kid: "Help me, my eyes are r8 small but ma head's pure massive"
Guy watching: "Hahaha oh my god you should be put down."
down's syndrome by sdw298 May 5, 2008

Double Down's Syndrome

A sickness developed while playing Blackjack that causes you to risk all your chips constantly from doubling down.
Jim lost all of his money at the casino yesterday after getting a case of Double Down's Syndrome.

Amber Down’s syndrome 

A very rare serious disease that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Symptoms include;
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions

- masterbating with pliers

- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs
“Shit I’ve caught something I’ve been to the doctors and they’ve diagnosed me with Amber Down’s syndrome it’s incurable”

Internet's Down Syndrome 

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

down's symdrome 

down's symdrome:A condition resulting from a chromosomal abnormality characterized by mental retardation and such physical signs as slanted eyes, flattened facial features, short status and tendency toward obesity. this is down's symdrome .
you are a fuckin' mongo!
you got down's symdrome or summit?
down's symdrome by nikki101 June 23, 2006

chow down syndrome 

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.
Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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