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Double Down's Syndrome

A sickness developed while playing Blackjack that causes you to risk all your chips constantly from doubling down.
Jim lost all of his money at the casino yesterday after getting a case of Double Down's Syndrome.

down’s syndrome 

some of the most amazing people on the planet who are actually extremely intelligent (coz sum of y’all clearly aren’t, throwing shade) and hilarious and beautiful and wonderful human beings. take it from me my sister has it. no it’s not a fucking disease, nothing reduces or amplifies it, you can’t catch it (wtf), people with it don’t suffer, and they’re something funny cute and awesome! so for all y’all insulting people by calling them down’s syndrome, a) find a better insult, b) get a fucking life, c) google it before you use it to be mean and d) think about how other people who know people with down’s syndrome actually feel about you using language like that?!
see that girl over there, she has down’s syndrome, look how happy she is. she looks like so much fun
down’s syndrome by belladanke November 13, 2018

down's syndrome 

Even god finds them funny.
Down's syndrome kid: "Help me, my eyes are r8 small but ma head's pure massive"
Guy watching: "Hahaha oh my god you should be put down."
down's syndrome by sdw298 May 5, 2008

Amber Down’s syndrome 

A very rare serious disease that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Symptoms include;
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions

- masterbating with pliers

- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs
“Shit I’ve caught something I’ve been to the doctors and they’ve diagnosed me with Amber Down’s syndrome it’s incurable”

Internet's Down Syndrome 

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

swear downs syndrome 

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.
Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.