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a fungi found on males when improperly cleaned, usually noticable. it can be in any form. any unknown spec or feature seen on the male body can also be named a 'doutno'
Earl has a big fat doutno on his face, he better get some cream for that.
doutno by henry scott December 3, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
(adj.) the state of being oblivious to something that is obvious to everyone else
"You are so dotnose that you don't even realize that you have a dot on your nose."
dotnose by tangofox December 9, 2008
Slang for when something is super obvious,
or written all over your face.

Also when something is very obvious to the surrounding people while that person is oblivious, that person can be called a dotnose.

This word is also VERY offensive to black people.
"This is a total dotnose sitiation"

"You're being a real dotnose John"
Dotnose by Amyyy! December 17, 2008
Very apparent, something that is obvious but unseen or unnoticed by someone. Something that seemingly everyone knows with an exception of one person. (As first heard on "The Sarah Silverman Program")
That's totally DotNose of her, I mean it's right there in black and white.
DotNose by Jar o' Green December 9, 2008
Dotnose is a scenario where one person is oblivious to something obvious and doesn't believe anyone that tells him about it.
somebody has a bit of dirt on there nose.
E.g. 'Dude you have a dot on your nose!'

'No i dont!'

'Thats so Dotnose!'
Dotnose by Azza :D July 9, 2009
When something is very apparent and written all over someones face, yet the person is not aware of the situation (only others around them), they are being a "dotnose".

A "Dotnose Situation" is when a group of people identify a dotnose within the group.

When someone is being a "dotnose", one can inform them by saying "you have a dot on your nose".

Is one of the most offensive words in the English language, more so than cunt, and black people find the word more offensive than nigger.
"We found Steve's blood test results without him finding out, turns out he has AIDS, and he was being a real dotnose about it at the restaurant."

"When i walked in to the room, it was clear that it was a dotnose situation, and so i quickly left."

"Shit, do i have a dot on my nose?"

"You could have told me i was being a dotnose, man!"
Dotnose by Brian Spukowski July 3, 2009

DottNora 

a ship of il dottore and la signora from the game Genshin impact

A sappy PDA heavy relationship.
The Definition of a Heterosexual Relationship
Tim: Omg did you see John and Mary?
Jane: Yeah! They acted like DottNora
DottNora by ryerice October 6, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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